These are the places where we can have sex if we collect with the baby

Sleep with the baby in the same bed, what we know colloquially as "collect", it is a possibility that many parents consider since before the baby is born, usually because they have previously been informed and have discovered that, although in the first three months it is considered relatively preligrous, from that moment it is highly recommended to maintain breastfeeding and recommended for the development of the baby.

Others have not been informed and, although they believe that it is something that will make their son transform into Satan's very own pupil, they end up sleeping with the baby because they see that it's the only way to sleep all a little.

Whatever the way to get to the practice, there are detractors who argue, among other things, that it is not recommended because the relationship is going to resent: If you sleep with the baby, where is your privacy, where are you going to talk about important things, Where are you going to have sex? Well today, with a plan of any house, we answer this question: These are the places where we can have sex if we collect with the baby.

It is faster to say what are the places where you can not

I was going to color all the areas where the couple can be together and talk about important things, not so important things, do what they call "keep keeping the flame of the couple's love" and what they call "have sex", but I realized that it was going to take a long time and I simply preferred mark the zones in red where, in case the baby is in our bed, you can't do all that. There they go:

  • On the landing, off the floor: Well, you can, but you are exposed to the door being closed and the baby stays inside and you are outside, so if that comes out with the keys in your hand. You also expose yourself to a neighbor entering or leaving, or to be seen through the peephole, and I don't think you feel like being watched or receiving a visit from the police, so I think that red is fine.
  • In the kitchen: at least if they are stoves because you can destroy your ass or back ... come on, it's the least erotic place in the house, really. If you have a ceramic hob you save the pain issue, but make sure it is blocked, lest it be turned on unintentionally and you leave a piece of skin there. If induction is calm, freeway. Another thing is that you like to do things where you eat. There is a saying that says "where you have the pot, do not put the p * lla", that although it does not have that intention (where you win the bread, do not mess with anyone), it seems applicable.
  • In the sink or sink: I don't know what it's called in other areas, but where I live we call it pica, sink or sink. Where the dishes are washed, we go. If one sits inside the position seems to complicate any penetration attempt. Kisses and caresses yes, but come on, having other places, are already wanting to get out of bed to have sex and end up in the sink.
  • In the fridge: in summer it is very tempting, because you cool down, but the truth, I don't see how. As it is not in plan "honey, I've been with my head in here for a while and I can't find the cheese" and that he arrives and does something from behind ... it's also not what is said very romantic, but I can't think of another option.
  • In the toilet, bidet or sink: I think they are small and hard enough to consider that they are not the right place. Maybe the sink if you lean on your back, in plan "I've been washing my hands for half an hour and they are wrinkling, or you come or I'm left manca", but come on, so much standing up you're going to get very strong, and I don't know if There are the forces for so much balance. I do not know, I do not see that they are not very erotic areas either.

Of the areas that you see that are not red, the shower tray would put it in orange, so that since it is wet you can open your head in a slip. The bathtub seems more friendly in this regard, because you will surely sit or lay down. The kitchen, then you see it, the countertop gives game and is resistant (a bit cold and hard) and the dining room table seems big enough.

More areas where you can without problem

Here you have the rest of the house. Except above the cabinets, which I think is understood that it is not a place that you would try to access and that is why I have not put it in red, the rest are totally feasible areas. Do you have the sofa, large areas of floor where a blanket works wonders, another or other rooms, perhaps with a bed, the occasional table and the bed ?.

Yes, I have put a question and I have not put it in red because if you look for a moment, a few seconds, a few minutes on the baby, you will see that it does not move.

Already, yes, the one in the photo clearly does not move. I mean yours! Breathe calmly, peacefully, you are on another astral plane. The roof may fall, there may be an earthquake, a tsunami, a hurricane or whatever you can think of, which will continue to sleep. Or maybe not? Well that's why the question.

If yours belongs to those who sleep as if there is no tomorrow, and although they wake up more or less times when they sleep they disappear from the world, there is enough space to do it in bed. If it is one of those who would wake up, or if you cut the roll do it with the baby there of body present, then not, to another place.

We conclude, if you are one of those who consider that sleeping with the baby is wrong because the relationship can be resented and there will be no place where you can maintain intimacy and make love, you see. With a little imagination (or without it, that moving away a few meters from the baby does not have much mystery or requires great creativity) you can keep on burning the flame of love and passion.

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