We will start from the idea that as much as you like children or as much empathy as there is between them and you, for many books you read or as much as they tell you or see you, never, ever, you will be completely prepared to this madness of adventure that is being a father.
Here we expose Some things you're not prepared for when you're a father, but calm that there is more.
The innocent look of your son
But how can you think that it was he who threw half of your mother's glassware on the floor? If that face says it all, it will have been the wind, thieves or some angry house elf, but of course your son no
How is there no more chocolate? But are you going to put him on a diet with three years? What kind of father are you becoming? So bad, so bad!
Stand firm against punishment
No matter how much you rehearse, or how bad you think you are, maintaining a punishment for more than ten minutes is a demonstration of willpower, only House and a president have managed to stand firm against the defense system that your children will deploy once you name the word "punishment".
It is to pronounce it and the whole set of neurons that are normally debated between playing or watching drawings or jumping on the sofa, painting or smearing the body with substances that neither the mosad is able to identify. Well, all that thinking capacity now has a single common goal, "Don't punish them." And at the beginning, at least until you get quiet, they will get it and these will be some of their "tricks":
Direct look or Shrek cat face, explained in the previous point, try to hold that look when you are telling him to run out of park if you can. There have been cases of parents who have sent the punishment for burofax and I've thought about calling the SEALs myself.
Dad, you are bad. In case you hadn't noticed, they already tell you. Then don't say that nobody ever told you anything.
Well, I prefer that my dad be that of my little friend. I do not know who is the one who assigns parents to children, but does not give one. As a child I also preferred my friend Domingo's father. 40 years and uncle is still unsuccessful.
Let them directly ignore you. And what are you doing now? You tell him that he is grounded and that we are leaving the park and he says that if that is what you are leaving, he will leave when he gets tired of making holes in the sand.
The zapateado. Without knowing very well how, your son has been possessed by the spirit of Lola Flores and a dance is marked that Antonio Canales would like to do the same. Ole what art! If it were not because he is doing it in the middle of the supermarket and there is public even in the second amphitheater. That you asked 100 grams of very fine bologna to the charcutero and it is already cutting by the kilo and a half.
Crying
If there is something you are not prepared for, above all else, is to see your children cry. The crying of a child is the most powerful and effective alarm system that exists. And it is very, very difficult to bear.
But it's not only that you can't stand to see any of your children cry, You can't stand to see a child cry. You get anguish, a pressure in your chest, remember how bad you had it when Marco did not find his mother, or Heidi's grandfather was sick and you who thought you had overcome all those traumas you realize that they are still there, not They were gone, they were just drinking rods waiting for their chance.
But don't worry, you're not soft, not a bad father or mother. Nature has simply made us that way and you can't fight against it.
And here the delivery today that we will expand in the next few days.
Were you prepared for these cases?
