Many times when I talk to a pregnant woman, at some point in the conversation some comparison or simile of her condition comes out, from the typical "I am like a seal", that when I am in bed I look like a stranded whale, that one day of these I you take out with a crane, etc.
Please, stop making this kind of comparisons and above all stop putting us in those sets where you don't know what to say, so forget about cetaceans, cranes and others because being pregnant is like being a child under three years old (humor)
Yes, as you have heard being pregnant it is like being a small child and I will give you nine reasons to convince you:
1. You can't tie your shoes. It is worth that most of the time we are not going to run or wear heels.
2. You have lost your sense of balance for months. If you have children of that age at home, compare the way you walk.
3. You can't drink alcohol No comment.
4. You do not sleep. Ok, it's not for the same reasons, but you don't sleep, right?
5. You think that certain food is disgusting without just cause. Yes, it is true, yours is also reversible.
6. You are not sure that you do not end up peeing in your pants. Confess, surely you have missed very little.
7. Many times you don't remember where you left things or what you were saying. Here, better word step.
8. Thanks to your belly, your shirts are full of food and drink stains. This continues during breastfeeding, only the spots are closer to the neck.
9. You go to bed at nine. I know someone who, if it were for her, would induce a dream during the nine months.
10. You are happy in the water
Have you ever thought about the similarity of your state to that of your children when they were young?
